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A friend who'll tease is better
24 March 2008 @ 08:10 pm
So I had one of these atrocious things a few years ago while I was still stuck in Mountain Ash. I hated it then and quite frankly I still hate it now. Thus why I am utterly baffled as to why I am getting another one.
I can only guess because in my head I was a huge blogger as a teen and it seems a shame not to do so now. Granted back then I only used it to show off my great intellectual prowess as well as find like-minded people would post interesting shit in their's. Perhaps it's simply familiar.
Okay, that and Sakey insisted it was a good way to keep the memory lapses from being awful. I can see the logic in it but that doesn't stop me from whining about it. I have paper lists and letters addressed to myself, telling me who I am, what I do, who I fuck, and why but still Sakey worries because he is my mother and I can't stand to tell him no most days so here I am.
Alaric is laughing at me. Fuck him. And not literally either. He'd like that far too much little jackass.
Anyway, so...my name is Lucky. As far as I'm concerned I don't have a proper first name except when it comes time to file my taxes and quite frankly I now pay people to do that for me.
I am a novelist currently, with one book published, one atrocious smut published that sold even better than the novel, and a second novel in the process with an honorable number of people on a waiting list for it. It's more than I could have hoped for honestly and I have a feeling it mostly has to do with the aforementioned billionaire jackass.
I live in Couermalade in probably the most expensive penthouse of the city with Alaric Klein (yes you all know him from the tabloids I'm sure, Sakejét (who you also no doubt know), and Alaric's daughter Sophie. It's a pretty damned good existence I'll admit and a far cry better than the previous place I was at.
I also have sex with Alaric's eye candy Seven occasionally. That's always fun and it's also terribly random but I think I just saw her walk by and she's wearing the dress that is open all the way down to half of her ass and I think I shall go say hello.
In closing, fuck you all for reading this.
I can only guess because in my head I was a huge blogger as a teen and it seems a shame not to do so now. Granted back then I only used it to show off my great intellectual prowess as well as find like-minded people would post interesting shit in their's. Perhaps it's simply familiar.
Okay, that and Sakey insisted it was a good way to keep the memory lapses from being awful. I can see the logic in it but that doesn't stop me from whining about it. I have paper lists and letters addressed to myself, telling me who I am, what I do, who I fuck, and why but still Sakey worries because he is my mother and I can't stand to tell him no most days so here I am.
Alaric is laughing at me. Fuck him. And not literally either. He'd like that far too much little jackass.
Anyway, so...my name is Lucky. As far as I'm concerned I don't have a proper first name except when it comes time to file my taxes and quite frankly I now pay people to do that for me.
I am a novelist currently, with one book published, one atrocious smut published that sold even better than the novel, and a second novel in the process with an honorable number of people on a waiting list for it. It's more than I could have hoped for honestly and I have a feeling it mostly has to do with the aforementioned billionaire jackass.
I live in Couermalade in probably the most expensive penthouse of the city with Alaric Klein (yes you all know him from the tabloids I'm sure, Sakejét (who you also no doubt know), and Alaric's daughter Sophie. It's a pretty damned good existence I'll admit and a far cry better than the previous place I was at.
I also have sex with Alaric's eye candy Seven occasionally. That's always fun and it's also terribly random but I think I just saw her walk by and she's wearing the dress that is open all the way down to half of her ass and I think I shall go say hello.
In closing, fuck you all for reading this.
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